I Think My Grocery Store Is Training Me

Margret only went in for eggs.
A simple errand. No list. No distractions. No unnecessary decisions.
Just eggs.
But somewhere between a grocery store that quietly rearranges itself, an employee labeled “Observer,” and a self-checkout machine that already knows her PIN… Margret begins to suspect that something isn’t quite right.
At first, it feels like a minor inconvenience. Then… a pattern. Then something far more deliberate.
Because the store doesn’t just react.
It anticipates.
It tracks.
And, for reasons Margret doesn’t fully understand… it appears to be guiding her through a series of steps she never agreed to take.
As she returns for a second visit, things become clearer—and somehow even more unsettling.
There are rules. There is progress. And there may not be a way to opt out.
In this episode of Tales That Tickle, Margret discovers that what started as a routine grocery run may actually be something much larger…
…and she might already be part of it.
(pause)
She doesn’t even like eggs that much.
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